New castle? Are they still building those??? I'm kidding.
Location: up north, a rarity these days
Nickname: the butt holes. I'm kidding.
Stately, Non-Commercial Stadium Name: Newcastle stadium. (kidding)
Crest: seahorses are a delicacy in Newcastle. im kidding
What they'll bring to the table (metaphorically!): I don't know
What they'll bring to the table (literally!): don't know