Vanderbluth (+10) I see a low-scoring 13-10 kind of game here. I am warming to the idea of, say, a three-loss Florida team going to the SEC title game so they can get smothered to death by Alabama and lose the Citrus Bowl to Penn State. Couldn't be happier.
New Mexico State (+16.5) I like the Aggies to cover here. Arkansas is emotionally shattered.
Georgia (-7.5) I think Georgia will be clearly better, but I also think is primed to be also a low-scoring game.
Regular Kentucky (-14.5) More like Can-tucky (?)
Mississippi State (+9.5) To me, that's preposterous. Auburn covering, things of that nature.
Troy (State) (+19.5) This line looks high to me.
TAMU (-10) I've given up on them Cocks, and I think Christian Kirk is really good at football. Prove me wrong, Muschache.
Old Mist (+27.5) Cap, I want to ADDRESS this issue. You KNOW I am sensitive to the Tide covering. BUT!
Thursday, September 28, 2017
a captain makes his picks
please respect them, they're very important to him
Vanderbilt +10 The score of this game will be 11 - 2
Arkansas -16.5 Already forgot who they're playing.
Georgia -7.5 Kirby Smart.
Kentucky -14.5 Good coffee! You'll learn the origin story of this cup of coffee later in the post.
Mississippi State +9.5 The G-Meister just referred to the Amazon Fire Stick as the "Hot Stick" and now that's all I can focus on. Hot Stick.
Troy +19.5 UPSET ALERT!
TAMU -10 Going to go get some coffee while I think of something to write here.
Old Mist +27.5 hahaha, Why did I pick old mist? The answer is that I believe in Coach Freeze and what he's building.
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
week faaaaahve
last week (overalls):
the important man charles: a sterling 4-4 (14-18-1)
the obsolete man west: a craven 4-4 (16-16-1)
commence to pickin'!
Vanderbutt @ Florida (-10)
New Mexico State @ Arkansas (-16.5)
Georgia (-7.5) @ Tennessee
Eastern Michigan @ Regular Kentucky (-14.5)
Mississippi State @ Auboooo-urns (-9.5)
Troy (State) @ LSU (-19.5)
South Carolina @ TAMU (-10)
Old Mist @ Alabama (-27.5)
Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film: Missouri, possibly the worst team on earth
the important man charles: a sterling 4-4 (14-18-1)
the obsolete man west: a craven 4-4 (16-16-1)
commence to pickin'!
Vanderbutt @ Florida (-10)
New Mexico State @ Arkansas (-16.5)
Georgia (-7.5) @ Tennessee
Eastern Michigan @ Regular Kentucky (-14.5)
Mississippi State @ Auboooo-urns (-9.5)
Troy (State) @ LSU (-19.5)
South Carolina @ TAMU (-10)
Old Mist @ Alabama (-27.5)
Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film: Missouri, possibly the worst team on earth
Thursday, September 21, 2017
weak four traditionally features no old mist
excited to see some great blocks, tackles, throws, and catches in these games
Missouri +18 gross
UMass +28 poor, shitty, stupid tennessee
Arkansas +2.5 I would have picked them at -2.5, thanks sucker!! ha ha I'm so dumb.
South Carolina -8.5 sure
Alabama -18.5 nobody is convincing me that Vanderbilt is any good
Georgia -5.5 wrong
Syracuse +21.5 wrong
Florida -2 I actually think the score will be 2-0
pick some games before you go go
Missouri (+18) no way Auburn covers
UMass (+28) Of course, Tennessee will win, but I don't think they'll cover. 24 points would be a much tougher pick for me.
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Arkansas I do not now nor have I ever thought Bert Bulima is a particularly good coach. I think Sumlin in uneven but can be good. Plus my limited understanding is that Sumlin has the slighter hotter seat and thus more motivation to win.
South Carolina (-8.5) This is a weird game with a weird line. South Carolina having that best player get hurt challenges my conception of this game, which was limited to begin with, but I'm sticking with it.
Alabama (-18.5) it enrages me that this game exists.
Mississippi St (+5.5) I like the underdog straight up. Dan Mullen the best non-Saban coach in the conference? That's probably my pick. More like Kirby Dumb!
Syracuse (+21.5) [pushing up glasses] "Actually, Syracuse was the Orangemen until 2004, when" [gets hit by a bus]
Florida (-2) Impossible for me to muster any interest in this game.
UMass (+28) Of course, Tennessee will win, but I don't think they'll cover. 24 points would be a much tougher pick for me.
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Arkansas I do not now nor have I ever thought Bert Bulima is a particularly good coach. I think Sumlin in uneven but can be good. Plus my limited understanding is that Sumlin has the slighter hotter seat and thus more motivation to win.
South Carolina (-8.5) This is a weird game with a weird line. South Carolina having that best player get hurt challenges my conception of this game, which was limited to begin with, but I'm sticking with it.
Alabama (-18.5) it enrages me that this game exists.
Mississippi St (+5.5) I like the underdog straight up. Dan Mullen the best non-Saban coach in the conference? That's probably my pick. More like Kirby Dumb!
Syracuse (+21.5) [pushing up glasses] "Actually, Syracuse was the Orangemen until 2004, when" [gets hit by a bus]
Florida (-2) Impossible for me to muster any interest in this game.
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
better week four than never
The wonderful west: 3-4-1 (12-12-1 overall, sick symmetry)
The chunderful charles: 2-5-1 (10-14-1 overall, lol)
Auburn (-18) at Missouri
UMass at Tennessee (-28)
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Arkansas
La Tech at South Carolina (-8.5)
Alabama (-18.5) at Vanderbilt
Mississippi St at Georgia (-5.5)
Syracuse at LSU (-21.5)
Florida (-2) at Kentuckums
The chunderful charles: 2-5-1 (10-14-1 overall, lol)
Auburn (-18) at Missouri
UMass at Tennessee (-28)
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Arkansas
La Tech at South Carolina (-8.5)
Alabama (-18.5) at Vanderbilt
Mississippi St at Georgia (-5.5)
Syracuse at LSU (-21.5)
Florida (-2) at Kentuckums
Thursday, September 14, 2017
it's my picks .... now or never .... I just want to pick forever
TAMU (-24) TAMU is going to be mad about being such stupid moron idiots. Or, they'll fall apart? But I think they'll be mad. Them Cajuns is not very Ragin'.
Tennessee (+4.5) I was kind of surprised that Florida was such a big favorite, given their general offensive incompetence. Plus, Florida has to be all kinds of discombobulated with the hurrrrrrrrricane.
Purdue (+7) To cover but lose or maybe even straight up. I am not sure why Missourah is this big a favorite. Purdah had a close game to Louisville, who is good, and Missourah has looked like trash so far.
Alabama (-28.5) I totally forgot Bobo was Colorado State's coach.
Mississississippi State (+7) I think they cover but lose. I am not very confident about this pick.
Kansas State (-4) Yeah Waaaandy has a good defense, but that's because they've played two bad teams. We thought Auburn would have a good offense after the GA Southern game, but that was stupid. I don't know very much about Kansas State this year.
South Carolina (-6.5) A touchdown sounds about right, a 24-17 kind of game.
Old Mist (-3.5) I am also not very confident about this pick, although I am excited about this game. It's really late for Ole Miss, and they're cross country etc, plus the whole going to get hammered by the NCAA. But they're also way more talented than Cal. I am guessing the Alt Might passing game is the difference. If we were doing bets on over/unders, I would take the over here.
Tennessee (+4.5) I was kind of surprised that Florida was such a big favorite, given their general offensive incompetence. Plus, Florida has to be all kinds of discombobulated with the hurrrrrrrrricane.
Purdue (+7) To cover but lose or maybe even straight up. I am not sure why Missourah is this big a favorite. Purdah had a close game to Louisville, who is good, and Missourah has looked like trash so far.
Alabama (-28.5) I totally forgot Bobo was Colorado State's coach.
Mississississippi State (+7) I think they cover but lose. I am not very confident about this pick.
Kansas State (-4) Yeah Waaaandy has a good defense, but that's because they've played two bad teams. We thought Auburn would have a good offense after the GA Southern game, but that was stupid. I don't know very much about Kansas State this year.
South Carolina (-6.5) A touchdown sounds about right, a 24-17 kind of game.
Old Mist (-3.5) I am also not very confident about this pick, although I am excited about this game. It's really late for Ole Miss, and they're cross country etc, plus the whole going to get hammered by the NCAA. But they're also way more talented than Cal. I am guessing the Alt Might passing game is the difference. If we were doing bets on over/unders, I would take the over here.
here come tha captainz week three picks
they say confidence is everything.
TAMU -24 easy pick. extremely confident. no way this is wrong.
Tennessee +4.5 really buying in on tennessee. this is a lock.
Purdue +7 missouri is a must-sell. 100% certain.
Alabama -28.5 the tide is going to "roll." take this one to the bank, boys.
LSU -7 are you kidding me? like taking candy from a baby.
Vanderbilt +4 vanderbilt might win the big 12. would at least be in the championship game. no doubt in my mind here.
South Carolina -6.5 this is basic as hell. there is only one answer.
Cal +3.5 perhaps the surest possible thing. bet the house, wife, and kids.
TAMU -24 easy pick. extremely confident. no way this is wrong.
Tennessee +4.5 really buying in on tennessee. this is a lock.
Purdue +7 missouri is a must-sell. 100% certain.
Alabama -28.5 the tide is going to "roll." take this one to the bank, boys.
LSU -7 are you kidding me? like taking candy from a baby.
Vanderbilt +4 vanderbilt might win the big 12. would at least be in the championship game. no doubt in my mind here.
South Carolina -6.5 this is basic as hell. there is only one answer.
Cal +3.5 perhaps the surest possible thing. bet the house, wife, and kids.
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
Week Three: this is the weekend it starts to get really good. just kidding.
Last week (Overall):
The big boy charles: 2 - 4 (8 - 9)
The big boy west: 4 - 2 (9 - 8)
It's neck and neck. Is this the weekend one of us gets a big old goose egg? Also is it the weekend one of us picks zero games correctly? I don't know the answer to either question but the second one is probably "no, that's very unlikely" and the first one is probably "i think charles is going to be pleasantly surprised with his goose egg."
Louisiana-Lafayette @ TAMU (-24)
Tennessee @ Florida (-4.5)
Purdue @ Mizzouri (-7)
Colorado State @ Alabama (-28.5)
LSU (-7) @ Missississippi State
Kansas State (-4) @ Vanderbilt
Kentucky @ South Carolina (-6.5)
Old Mist (-3.5) @ Cal
Dead to us this week:
Auburn (Mercer), Georgia (Samford (the real one)), Arkansas (themselves at practice I guess)
The big boy charles: 2 - 4 (8 - 9)
The big boy west: 4 - 2 (9 - 8)
It's neck and neck. Is this the weekend one of us gets a big old goose egg? Also is it the weekend one of us picks zero games correctly? I don't know the answer to either question but the second one is probably "no, that's very unlikely" and the first one is probably "i think charles is going to be pleasantly surprised with his goose egg."
Louisiana-Lafayette @ TAMU (-24)
Tennessee @ Florida (-4.5)
Purdue @ Mizzouri (-7)
Colorado State @ Alabama (-28.5)
LSU (-7) @ Missississippi State
Kansas State (-4) @ Vanderbilt
Kentucky @ South Carolina (-6.5)
Old Mist (-3.5) @ Cal
Dead to us this week:
Auburn (Mercer), Georgia (Samford (the real one)), Arkansas (themselves at practice I guess)
Thursday, September 07, 2017
the captain week two picks
"I think your gonna like em"
Clemson -5 I forgot which of the white post-RG3 baylor quarterbacks jarrett stidham was. now i'm disappointed. not an overwhelming disappointment, i mean its something i'll work through but shit man. hurts right now.
Alabama -43.5 its fun and fashionable to throw around things like "thats a lotta points homer" and "nick saban doesn't obliterate lesser oponents, he slowly smothers them" *stephen a. smith voice* BUT! *end stephen a. smith voice i guess* last year alabama covered a 43.5 point line against kent state. *twist stephen a. smith voice* BUT!
TCU -3 if you like the gridiron, you'll love football.
South Carolina +2.5 i have already forgotten whether south carolina won last week. i remembered now.
La Tech +8 mississippi state plays a lot of weird away games. also, la tech is the feminine form, the mens teams should be le tech. i'm just kidding.
Georgia +4 "catholics vs convicts!" "hey... they're all convicts" *in a hushed, subversive tone with a cheshire grin creeping across my awful face* "they're all catholics..."
Clemson -5 I forgot which of the white post-RG3 baylor quarterbacks jarrett stidham was. now i'm disappointed. not an overwhelming disappointment, i mean its something i'll work through but shit man. hurts right now.
Alabama -43.5 its fun and fashionable to throw around things like "thats a lotta points homer" and "nick saban doesn't obliterate lesser oponents, he slowly smothers them" *stephen a. smith voice* BUT! *end stephen a. smith voice i guess* last year alabama covered a 43.5 point line against kent state. *twist stephen a. smith voice* BUT!
TCU -3 if you like the gridiron, you'll love football.
South Carolina +2.5 i have already forgotten whether south carolina won last week. i remembered now.
La Tech +8 mississippi state plays a lot of weird away games. also, la tech is the feminine form, the mens teams should be le tech. i'm just kidding.
Georgia +4 "catholics vs convicts!" "hey... they're all convicts" *in a hushed, subversive tone with a cheshire grin creeping across my awful face* "they're all catholics..."
already out of clever titles
My picks
Auburn (+5) Check this out: Auburn will lose but cover.
Alabama (-43.5) I guess?
TCU (-3) at Arkansas So we basically don't know anything about these teams. I actually looked it up, and last year was that weird game where TCU outplayed Arkansas but still lost. So, I think that happens again, except TCU outplays Arkansas and wins.
Missouri (-2.5) I picked against the COCKS last week and was stupid. But, NC State probably should have won, so maybe I was smart but still just wrong. I feel like this will be relatively high scoring, which maybe favors Missouri? This would be my least-confident pick, probably.
Mississippi State (-8) Why is this game in Ruston Lerisianer?
Notre Dame (-4) Somebody said Fromm has moxie, and it's hard to pick against moxie. But I'm a big believer that Notre Dame is a lot better than they were last year. It looks like the line moved? I thought it opened higher than this. I am not confident about this pick, either. I guess my decision comes down to the fact that I don't much like Georgia.
Auburn (+5) Check this out: Auburn will lose but cover.
Alabama (-43.5) I guess?
TCU (-3) at Arkansas So we basically don't know anything about these teams. I actually looked it up, and last year was that weird game where TCU outplayed Arkansas but still lost. So, I think that happens again, except TCU outplays Arkansas and wins.
Missouri (-2.5) I picked against the COCKS last week and was stupid. But, NC State probably should have won, so maybe I was smart but still just wrong. I feel like this will be relatively high scoring, which maybe favors Missouri? This would be my least-confident pick, probably.
Mississippi State (-8) Why is this game in Ruston Lerisianer?
Notre Dame (-4) Somebody said Fromm has moxie, and it's hard to pick against moxie. But I'm a big believer that Notre Dame is a lot better than they were last year. It looks like the line moved? I thought it opened higher than this. I am not confident about this pick, either. I guess my decision comes down to the fact that I don't much like Georgia.
Wednesday, September 06, 2017
Weak Two
LAST WEEK:
Tha Handsome Captain: 5-6
Yer friend Charlie: 6-5
We are off to a staggering, earth-scorching start. Pix at six on Thursday. This is a fairly light lineup.
Auburn at Clemson (-5)
Fresno State at Alabama (-43.5)
TCU (-3) at Arkansas
South Carolina at Missouri (-2.5)
Mississippi State (-8) at La Tech
Georgia at Notre Dame (-4)
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Not on the menu, boys:
Northern Colorado at Florida
Eastern Kentucky at Regular Kentucky
Tenn-Martin at Ole-Miss
Indiana State at Tennessee
Alabama A&M at Vanderbilt A&M
Nicholls A&M at Texas A&M
Chattanooga at LSooga
Tha Handsome Captain: 5-6
Yer friend Charlie: 6-5
We are off to a staggering, earth-scorching start. Pix at six on Thursday. This is a fairly light lineup.
Auburn at Clemson (-5)
Fresno State at Alabama (-43.5)
TCU (-3) at Arkansas
South Carolina at Missouri (-2.5)
Mississippi State (-8) at La Tech
Georgia at Notre Dame (-4)
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Not on the menu, boys:
Northern Colorado at Florida
Eastern Kentucky at Regular Kentucky
Tenn-Martin at Ole-Miss
Indiana State at Tennessee
Alabama A&M at Vanderbilt A&M
Nicholls A&M at Texas A&M
Chattanooga at LSooga
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