So I'm going to try really hard to get these correct. All resources are at my disposal. Six and oh, here I come!
Old Mist -3.5 Gotta get off to a good start; really "set the tone." Talked to my parents about who they thought I should pick here. Always good to get advice from your elders.
Florida +14 Prayed hard about this one.
South Carolina -6.5 Called one of those psychic help-lines here. They say they're "for entertainment purposes only" but there's got to be something to 'em.
Missouri -11.5 Talked with my wife (borat ha ha). After a long, hard (long, hard ha ha) all-nighter (ha ha) we made a decision AS A TEAM. That's what marriage is. It's a team effort!
TAMU +1 Emailed Ivan Maisel (really smart football guy, been "around the block" when it comes to the SEC). Didn't respond. Prayed again.
Tennessee +5.5 Went to the most bountiful font of knowledge there is: The G-Meister. That's right folks. He thought they were playing Georgia in Atlanta (where UGA is) at "The Atlanta Dome" on NBC at 9:30because "they always play morning games in the SEC" but he did say "Tennessee" at one point during a rambling digression about Benghazi (which he called "Mogaduzi") so we're going Vols, baby!
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