Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Very Special "Ted 'Cherry' Bundy" Edition 2018 3E Bowl Pick Them Score Board

I'm going to tweet "Ted 'Frisco' Bundy" during tonight's game.

Ok, so I'm not going to make a 'board every day and I'm probably going to change the picture eventually (maybe). But excellence deserves recognition! As far as I can tell through a minimally rigorous investigation, 6-0 is the best ever start to a Pick Them. We are all witnesses.


Hoo baby, that's a hot tamale.

And I think if there's one thing that sports and perhaps life in general teaches us is that it is always good to get way, way ahead of yourself. As the old saying goes, "You'll have exactly as many chickens as you have un-hatched eggs."

So in that spirit, let's recall all the records (previously labeled "unbreakable" by the liberal, Soros-backed media) that are 100% sure to be absolutely demolished this year:
  • Most Total Wins: 26 (Charles 2012)
  • Fewest Total Losses: 9 (Charles 2012)
  • Total Win Pct: 74.3% (Charles 2012)
  • Margin of Victory: 7 games (Charles 2012)
  • Most CRISIS Wins: 12 (Charles 2012)
  • Fewest CRISIS Losses: 2 (Charles 2009)
  • CRISIS Win Pct: 75.0% (Charles 2015)
  • Highest Confidence Point Pct: 69.4% (Wes 2016)
  • Most Confidence Points: 569 (Wes 2016)
  • Largest Confidence Margin: 61 (Wes 2016)
And probably more! What a time to be alive.

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