[Theoden from The Lord of the Rings right before Helm's Deep voice]: let's do some picks I guess

Look at all those SEC pick off labels. In 2008, there's no way I thought I would still be alive to do picks in 2024, and now, I still don't believe it. 

Temple @ Oklahoma -42.5: Sure????

Clemson +13.5 v Georgia: Already letting emotions get in the way 

Virginia Tech -13 @ Vanderbilt: lol this sucks

Colorado St. @ Texas -32.5: SEC TITANS FACE OFF 

Miami (FL) @ Florida +2.5: The closest thing this week to a game I give one roasted cat turd about

Old Dominion @ South Carolina -21: yeah click clack 

WKU @ Alabama -31.5: ??? 

Notre Dame +3 @ TAMU: Two kinds of people who should not be allowed to vote, featured in this game: Texans and farmers. 

Southern Miss @ Kentucky -28: Would have been a cool game in 1995 

USC v LSU -4.5: actually this might be pretty good. I think LSU wins it pretty easy though 

THA CAPTAINZ WEEK ONE PIX: Very Special What is This Sport I'm Seeing, It's Alien and Discomforting Edition

 

Temple +42.5  That is a lot of points and Bobby Wallace has the Owls primed for a big year.

Georgia -13.5   Bowden Bowl!

Virginia Tech -13  Vandy needs to lose the zero (current coach) and get with a hero (Turner Gill).

Colorado St. + 32.5   Lotta horns here.

Florida +2.5   Miami will never again reach the dizzying heights of the Mark Richt era.

South Carolina -21   This weekend at my mom's birthday party, someone asked who the coach was at South Carolina and I said "Beamer Ball" and everyone just looked at me blankly. There were no follow up questions.

Alabama -31.5  No ma'am.

Notre Dame +3   Well, TAMU can do, but Notre Dame wins the game.

Southern Mist +28   Kroger Field.

LSU -4.5  Aaahh Gaaahrohnteee

OOOH BABY (Extra Special OOOH BABY Edition)

Why was there a spread for Eastern Kentucky @ Mississippi State? I had to look up if EKU had made the jump. Apparently not. Therefore... it ain't here, Chief. We live by a strict code 'round these parts.

Just make picks whenever! No {v} Nice Bookie {v}! We're very flexible and open to change 'round these parts!

Temple @ Oklahoma -42.5

Clemson v Georgia -13.5

Virginia Tech -13 @ Vanderbilt

Colorado St. @ Texas -32.5

Miami (FL) -2.5 @ Florida

Old Dominion @ South Carolina -21

WKU @ Alabama -31.5

Notre Dame @ TAMU -3

Southern Miss @ Kentucky -28

USC v LSU -4.5

three games

Had these lined up for a while, but it's been a busy time, so I don't remember if any of them are actually good.

1. Bases Loaded - hit it

2. City Blocks - merge things

3. Looper - it is a game called Looper