I've been informed that it's football season.
Auburn @ Bay, Lord of the Bears +2.5: Auburn is considerably more talented, especially along the lines, but they also have an inconsistent, pervert coach who might be dying from a lifetime of alcohol abuse and general degeneracy. Losing this game feels very in character.
Texas @ Ohio St. -1.5: Ohio State losing to Michigan and, say, Minnesota, but winning the national title again, is about as hopeful a possibility as I can realistically envision.
Syracuse vs Tennessee -13.5: orange joke
Mississippi St. -12 @ Southern Miss: Glad they're playing.
Toledo +7.5 @ Kentucky: Kentucky might be Extremely Bad this year.
Marshall +39.5 @ Georgia: nah
Alabama -13.5 @ Florida St.: there's a lot of emotional weight on this game, which will be a laugher and make me sad
UTSA @ TAMU -22.5: People underestimate how big Texas is as a state. Did you know: it is further from Texas A&M to San Antonio than it is from Texas A&M to Edmonton, Canada.
LSU @ Clemson -4: If I didn't already know and you just asked me where Dabo is from, I bet I'd say Pelham.
Georgia St. +38 @ Old Mist: seems like a lot of points
Virginia Tech vs South Carolina -8: Game of the week for me. I'm curious if people know that Shane Beamer's dad, Frank Beamer, was a professor of environmental science at Virginia Tech. House divided!!
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