This could out-batshit Dr. "Mean" Gene Ray if whatever jaded hipster writing it actually believed what he was saying. Spaceship Jesus even gives a shoutout to the Cubist and Wisest Human. So, either someone actually buys into the timecube mythos (Tha Captain can't live in a world where that can happen) or it's a cute little farce. Note: It's the second thing.
Crazy points would be awarded for not trusting the Gorton's Fisherman. That guy is on the level.
pretty awesome, but about as authentic as Wrestlemanie XII.
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