We here at 3E love Peter Crouch. When asked what he would be if he weren't a professional footballer, his answer: "a virgin." Adorable. Tha Captain couldn't be happier that the Premier League's tallest player signed for Spurs today.
If I were Crouchy, and some suit asked for a resume, I would show them:
1. Pictures of my wife:
2. Videos showing that despite being the most awkward looking human being on the planet, I can do this:
none of this makes any sense
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