Thursday, December 17, 2015

C Picks

New Mexico
Dec. 19           
Arizona vs. New Mexico         
Wildcats -10

Boring!
My pick: ARIZONA

Las Vegas       
Dec. 19           
BYU vs. Utah  
Utes -3

Holy war!
My pick: UTAH

Camellia          
Dec. 19           
Ohio vs. Appalachian State      
Mountaineers -8

See you in Monty, baby!
My pick: APPY STATE

Cure    
Dec. 19           
San Jose State vs. Georgia State          
Spartans -3.5

Georgia State ate my old place of employment. My first pick against Vegas.
My pick: GA ST

New Orleans   
Dec. 19           
Arkansas State vs. La. Tech    
Bulldogs -2

Driskelion!
My pick: LA TECH

Miami Beach   
Dec. 21           
Western Ky. vs. South Florida 
Hilltoppers -3

BSC is the Hilltop.
My pick: WESTERN KY

Potato 
Dec. 22           
Akron vs. Utah State   
Aggies -6.5

Potatoes! Fat little Terry can’t waddle his team to victory this time.
My pick: UTAH STATE

Boca Raton     
Dec. 22           
Temple vs. Toledo       
Owls -1.5

Temple is pretty good and Toledo lost their coach.
My pick: OWLS

Poinsettia         
Dec. 23           
Boise State vs. Northern Illinois           
Broncos -7.5

No. Illinois - Oh, they got this all screwed up. No, Illinois!
My pick: BOISE ST

GoDaddy        
Dec. 23           
Ga. Southern vs. Bowling Green          
Falcons -7.5

Bowling Green is the better team!
My pick: BOWLING GREEN

Bahamas         
Dec. 24           
Middle Tenn. St. vs. W. Mich. 
Broncos -3

I think the Bahamas is more exciting for a team from Michigan.
My pick: WESTERN MICHIGAN

Hawaii 
Dec. 24           
San Diego State vs. Cincinnati  
Bearcats -1.5

Be still my heart.
My pick: YOU KNOW IT’S CINCY TUBBY TIME BABY

St. Pete           
Dec. 26           
Connecticut vs. Marshall          
Thundering Herd -4.5

A second upset pick!
My pick: UCONN

Sun     
Dec. 26           
Miami vs. Washington State     
Cougars -3

I like Mike Leach, but I also feel like his offense is not bowl game friendly. A third upset pick!
My pick: MIAMI

Heart of Dallas
Dec. 26           
Washington vs. Southern Miss
Huskies -8.5

Boring!
My pick: WASHINGTON

Pinstripe          
Dec. 26           
Indiana vs. Duke          
Hooisers -2

Boring! Expect a bunch of basketball references if you watch this.
My pick: INDIANA JONES

Independence  
Dec. 26           
Tulsa vs. Va. Tech       
Hokies -13.5

Win one for the Beamer.
My pick: VA TECH

Foster Farms   
Dec. 26           
UCLA vs. Nebraska   
Bruins -7

Farms bowl? A fourth upset pick!
My pick: NEWBRASKA

Military
Dec. 28           
Pitt vs. Navy    
Midshipmen -3.5

My dad was in the Navy; now he’s in a home.
My pick: NAVEL

Quick Lane     
Dec. 28           
Central Michigan vs. Minnesota           
Golden Gophers -5.5

Boring!
My pick: MINNESOTA

Armed Forces 
Dec. 29           
Cal vs. Air Force         
Golden Bears -7

It seems unfair to me that the Air Force football squad should get to play in a bowl game at least partially named after them.
My pick: CALI

Russell Athletic
Dec. 29           
North Carolina vs. Baylor        
Bears -3

Chizik! A declining Baylor team! A fifth upset pick!
My pick: UNC

Arizona           
Dec. 29           
Nevada vs. Colorado State      
Rams -3

This pick is dedicated to my friend W. and his hero, Brad Lee Van Pelt.
My pick: COLORADO STATE

Texas  
Dec. 29           
LSU vs. Texas Tech    
Tigers -7.5

Coaching for his job!
My pick: LSU

Birmingham     
Dec. 30           
Auburn vs. Memphis    
Aub. Tigers -2.5

Coaching for his job! I cannot believe Auburn is favored in this. I should count this as an upset pick.
My pick: AUBRUN

Belk    
Dec. 30           
N.C. State vs. Mississippi State           
Bulldogs -5.5

Dak attack!
My pick: MSU

Music City       
Dec. 30           
Texas A&M vs. Louisville        
Aggies -2.5

Remember when Sumlin was a hot coaching prospect? A sixth upset pick!
My pick: THA LOU

Holiday           
Dec. 30           
USC vs. Wisconsin      
Trojans -3

New coach, new attitude!
My pick: USC

Peach  
Dec. 31           
Houston vs. Florida State         
Seminoles -7

If I were a gambling man, I’d take FSU and the points.
My pick: FREE SHOES UNIVERSITY

Orange
Dec. 31           
Oklahoma vs. Clemson
Sooners -4

Dude, I don’t know. I feel like this is a proverbial toss-up. Oklahoma did lose to a really bad Texas team. So, an seventh upset pick!
My pick: CLEM, SON

Cotton 
Dec. 31           
Michigan State vs. Alabama     
Tide -9.5

The only chance that Michigan State has is if life is just and fair.
My pick: Alabama

Outback          
Jan. 1  
Northwestern vs. Tennessee    
Vols -8.5

This line seems high, but I still pick the villains.
My pick: TENNESSEE

Citrus  
Jan. 1  
Michigan vs. Florida    
Wolverines -4

Florida is bad. Let me tell you, this is going to be a bad game to watch. More like Hardbore!
My pick: MICHICAN

Fiesta  
Jan. 1  
Notre Dame vs. Ohio State      
Buckeyes -6.5

Here’s a game that can go to heck!
My pick: LUCKEYES

Rose   
Jan. 1  
Stanford vs. Iowa        
Cardinal -6.5

I know people are allegedly excited over this Rose Bowl, inexplicable. At least it will get over relatively quickly.
My pick: SAMFORD

Sugar  
Jan. 1  
Oklahoma State vs. Ole Miss   
Rebels -7

Oklahoma State is a team getting worse, and All Mitts is a team getting better, except the Mississippians seem committed to jumping out of windows. I would not put money on this one, folks.
My pick: OLD MIST

TaxSlayer        
Jan. 2  
Penn State vs. Georgia 
Bulldogs -7

Another stinker of a game between two teams who I don’t like that will be boring to watch. A eighth upset pick!
My pick: PENN STATION

Liberty Bowl   
Jan. 2  
Kansas State vs. Arkansas       
Razorbacks -11

Geee-ross.
My pick: ARKANSAW

Alamo Bowl    
Jan. 2  
Oregon vs. TCU          
Horned Frogs -1

I’ve seen this as a pick’em mostly, but still: ninth upset pick!
My pick: OREGON

Cactus Bowl    
Jan. 2  
West Virginia vs. Arizona State
Sun Devils -1

I like Holgo. A tenth upset pick!

My pick: WAVU

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