Q: when was the last good Irish barbecue?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc
Q: Why don't the Irish Barbeque?
A: The snails keep slipping between the grills.
Q: How do you get an Irish waiter's attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
Q: What's the difference between Ireland and Quebec?
A: Quebec has prettier women and colder beer.
Q: Why do the Irish like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of Irish people, you can't really smell the cheese.
Q. What is the first thing the Irish Army teaches at basic training?
A. How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Q. What is the most useful thing in the Irish Army?
A. A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.