we are finally into just conference games and I for one couldn't be happier

Florida vs Kentucky -2.5: Extremely difficult to get a read on this one, mostly because I am ignorant and not particularly concerned.

Texas A&M vs Arkansas +6.5: It's been a long time since one of these games that you could call an easy win for either team.

Georgia -14.5 vs Auburn: Absolutely baffling line, implying that TAMU and Georgia are about the same.

Missouri -13.5 vs Vanderbilt: the classic SEC match up we all know and love

LSU -2.5 vs Old Mist: This is the kind of line, like UGA above, that makes me think I've missed something this season.

South Carolina +12.5 vs Tennessee: Beamer Ball Baby

Alabama -14 vs Mississippi State: no

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}YIKES BUDDY{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

Working with a slim {v}659.27. 

Gimme {v}247 on Georgia -650, to win {v}38

Gimme {v}200 on LSU -130, to win {v}153.85

*strutting and fretting my hour upon the stage* ok now you're going hear a tale told by a idiot

here's the sound:

Florida +2.5

TAMU -6.5

Georgia -14.5

Mizzou -13.5

LSU -2.5

Tennessee -12.5

Alabama -14

and here's the fury:

1. {v}177.67 on Georgia -650 to win {v}27.33

2. {v}27.33 on Florida +120 to win {v}32.80

but, honestly, what has this all meant?

"Every line is made up of points, which is the minimum unit."

Florida +120 vs Kentucky -145, -2.5 T:44

Texas A&M -250, -6.5 vs Arkansas T:55.5

Georgia -650, -14.5 vs Auburn +450 T: 47.5

Missouri -550, -13.5 vs Vanderbilt +400 T:56.5

LSU -130, -2.5 vs Old Mist +110 T:66.5

South Carolina +350 vs Tennessee -500, -12.5 T:63.5

Alabama -700, -14 vs Mississippi State +500 T:46.5

I need more MEAT. Don't know why I just typed that.

Brilliant, yet Sincere: 4-5 (16-20-1); {v}659.27

Counting Pennies to Buy Beer: 7-2 (20-16-1); {v}818.22

We can do this. We can pick more football games.

Oh no I almost forgot to do this

But I remembered!

Whew!

Kentucky -14

Auburn +7.5

Alabama -7

Tennessee -20.5

UNC Charlotte +28

LSU -17.5

Mizzou -6.5

UAB +42

South Carolina -6

{v}

1. {v}200.00 on LSU -900 to win {v}22.22

Another day, another dime, another pick, another line

I am in a hurry picking, so this will be my most thoughtless pick of the year so far--guaranteeing success. 

Kentucky -14 vs Vanderbilt 

Auburn +7.5 vs TAMU 

Old Mist vs Alabama -7 

UTSA +20 vs. Tennessee

Charlotte vs Florida -28 

Arkansas vs LSU -17.5 

Memphis vs. Missouri -6.5

UAB +42 vs. Georgia 

Mississippi State +6 vs. South Carolina 

{v}{v}{v}

Gimme {v}148.50 on Kentucky -550, to win {v}27

Gimme {v}50.60 on Auburn +7.5, to win {v}46

"A line is the path of one point that is moving."

Kentucky -550, -14 vs Vanderbilt +400 T:50.5

Auburn +240 vs TAMU -300, -7.5 T:52.5

Old Mist +210 vs Alabama -275, -7 T:56.5

UTSA +750 vs. Tennessee -1200, -20.5 T:57.5

Charlotte +1800 vs Florida -5000, -28 T49.5

Arkansas +600 vs LSU -900, -17.5 T:55.5

Memphis +190 vs. Missouri -250, -6.5 T:51.5

UAB +8000 vs. Georgia -10000, -42 T:53.5

Mississippi State +200 vs. South Carolina -250, -6 T:50.5

all of 3e can agree: it is incredibly fun to mindlessly repeat "baby billy's bible bonkers" to no one in particular

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers: 4-6 (12-15-1); {v}682.87

I don't know, like... PJ Masks or something?: 5-5 (13-14-1); {v}796.00

Keep it up, boners!

Tha Captainz Week Three (wow season's really flying by huh) Pix

Spooky! 

Kansas St. -5.5  Vampire

LSU -10  Dracula

South Carolina +27.5  Frankenstein

UL Monroe +36.5  Wolfman

Vanderbilt -4.5  Mummy

Tennessee -7  Swamp Thing

Kentucky -25.5  Zombie

BYU +8.5  Skeleton

Georgia Tech +20.5  Expectations

{v}

1. {v}142.30 on LSU -375 to win {v}37.95

2. {v}20.00 on BYU +275 to win {v}55.00

3. {v}17.95 on Georgia Tech +750 to win {v}134.63

buddy you believe it's week three(e)

Kansas State (-5.5) vs Missouri: Missouri has already let me down, and you know what they say, Missouri loves company. 

LSU (-10) vs Mississippi State: Maybe LSU is still mad? 

South Carolina vs Georgia (-27.5): It's hard to be confident about poor Spencer Rattler in this game

Alabama (-32.5) vs South Florida: Definitely mad Alabama

Louisiana-Monroe vs Texas A&M (-36.5): Did you know that Terry Tot Bowden is the head coach at ULM? Good for him.

Vanderbilt (-4.5) vs. UNLV: wait, at UNLV? 

Tennessee (-7) vs Florida: Is this a low line? Am I crazy? 

Akron vs Kentucky (-25.5): No way Kentucky looks as bad this week, right? 

BYU vs Arkansas (-8.5): man I don't know

Georgia Tech vs Old Mist (-20.5): This seems like the kind of game Lane either completely flops or runs away with.

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

THENICEBOOKIE

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I'm trying some totals betting this week. 

GIMME {v}65 on LSU vs. Mississippi State going over 53.5, to win {v}59.09

GIMME {v}65 on Vanderbilt at UNLV going under 60.5, to win {v}59.09

GIMME {v}65 on on Tennessee (-250) beating Florida, to win {v}26

"a line is a one-dimension figure, which has length but no width"

Kansas State (-5.5, -200) vs Missouri (+165) T:48.5

LSU (-10, -375) vs Mississippi State (+290) T:53.5

South Carolina (+1800) vs Georgia (-27.5, -10000) T:54.5

Alabama (-32.5, -10000) vs South Florida (+2000) T: 61.5

Louisiana-Monroe (+2000) vs Texas A&M (-36.5, -10000) T:53.5

Vanderbilt (-4.5, -190) vs. UNLV (+155) T:60.5

Tennessee (-7, -250) vs Florida (+200) T:58.5

Akron (+1200) vs Kentucky (-25.5, -3000) T:49.5

BYU (+275) vs Arkansas (-8.5, -350) T:47.5

Georgia Tech (+750) vs Old Mist (-20.5, -1200) T:63.5

Bert & Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pan-Sexual Perverts is a onion thing i think about a lot

PAW Patrol: 3-5-1 (8-9-1); {v}753.78

Regular Dogs Squad: 4-4-1 (8-9-1); {v}721.00

yeeeesh!

It's funny... Starfield rhymes with Garfield... Now some Week 2 Picks

Week 2 reminds me of a story. When the MC Hammer song "2 Legit 2 Quit" came out I thought the lyrics were "2 the jit, 2 the jit 2 quit," believing that "the jit" was a place where MC Hammer was going to go and quit. Now, during this height of popularity we were given a school assignment that was something like "design a pro-reading flyer." Never one to miss out on a fad, I decided to make my flyer "2 the jit, 2 the jit 2 READ" ah see now the jit is a place one goes to curl up with a good book. Great flyer, Tha Captain!

Now, some of my less-stupid classmates pointed out that those are not the lyrics. So, not wanting to seem any more of a fool that I already did, I changed it to "2 legit, 2 legit 2 read" which is absolutely not what you want on a pro-reading flyer. Ah well. Keep at it, Cap'n.

I have no comment on any of these games, apparently.

Woke Forest -10

Ball State +42

Texas A&M -4.5

Old Mist -7.5

Kent State +37.5

Alabama -7

Mizzou -20.5

Arizona +10.5  

Auburn -6.5

{v}

{v}280.00 on Alabama -280 to win {v}100.00

think how this is going to work when Texas, Oklahoma, Florida State, Clemson, Virginia Tech, and Liberty are also in the SEC

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest (-10): Vandy: not great

Ball State at Georgia (-42): Absolutely sickening

Texas A&M at Miami (+4.5): I'm excited about this one because whoever loses is going to feel very bad about themselves.

Old Mist at Tulane (+7.5): I think Lane is taking them seriously, but Tulane is a good football team.

Kent State at Arkansas (-37.5): ok

Texas at Alabama (-7): The funniest outcome would be for Texas to win this game and the rest of September to start 5-0 and get to #3 in the country, then get blasted by Oklahoma and end up losing five of their last seven games.

Middle Tennessee State at Missouri (-20.5): Missouri seems roughly thirty points worse than Alabama, this makes sense. 

Arizona at Mississippi State (-10.5): Mississippi State is constantly playing games that make me say, "Oh, huh. Ok."

Auburn at Cal (+6.5): Verrrrrrry concerned about this one, kids. Feels like a 41-38 kind of game, and not the good way.

{v}{v}{v}THENICEBOOKIE{v}{v}{v}

Gimme {v}200 on Alabama (-280), to win {v}71.43

Gimme {v}200 on Wake Forest (-410), to win {v}48.78

Gimme {v}100 on Tulane (+275), to win {v}275

Week Two Presented by Poulan Weed-Eater

Vanderbilt (+320) at Wake Forest (-10, -410) T:57.5

Ball State (+8000) at Georgia (-42, -10000) T:52.5 

Texas A&M (-4.5, -205) at Miami (+170) T:51

Old Mist (-7.5, -345) at Tulane (+275) T:64

Kent State (+4000) at Arkansas (-37.5, -30000) T:57.5

Texas (+230) at Alabama (-7, -280)  T:56

Middle Tennessee State (+800) at Missouri (-20.5, -1300) T:49.5

Arizona (+320) at Mississippi State (-10.5, -410) T:60

Auburn (-6.5, -250) at Cal (+205) T:54.5

spooky season is here do not tell me it isn't

My kids picked out toy snakes and this is what they named them.

Whisker (you): 5-3 (5-4); {v}1,005.00

Animal Cracker (me): 4-4 (4-5); {v}1,001.00