Cleverbot

User: I see a little silohouetto of a man.
Cleverbot: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
User: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
Cleverbot: Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo figraro magnifico-o-o-o.
User: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.
Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Cleverbot: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Cleverbot: Let me go!

User: Can you play chess?
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like to play chess now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: 1. E4.
User: FACE COCK.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

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