Tuesday, August 20, 2019

welcome back football, you awful, spiteful abomination

I won last year, let's all remember that. I am remembering it right now. Before that, you won twice! We can both puff out our chests proudly. I'm puffing my chest right now.

2016
Chark Week: 50-45-2
Wes Weak: 44-51-2

2017
Charles de Gaulle: 49-46-3
Wes the Bald: 45-50-3

2018
Charlie Hustle: 48-48-0, $299.70
Wesley Mussel: 52-44-0, $1,326.95



But enough about the past. History is stupid.

The rules this year are the same, I guess. We pick all non-1AA SEC games against the spread. We each start with $1,000 (real dollars this year, not) and we each have to wager 25% of our current bankroll each week (excluding week 0). You can get the odds from any remotely reputable sportsbook. Picks should be in Thursdays at 5 pm.

Week 0 (zero):
Miami (Florida) vs Florida (Florida) (-7.5) @ Orlando (Florida)

You're free to wager your fake money this week but you don't have to. The Nice Bookie won't make you.

Let the games begin!

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