Thursday, October 10, 2019

Thinking - of course - of "The Seven Kevins"

Numbers are like bullet points.

  1. Georgia -24.5
  2. Kevin I: Kevin Nealon - The primogenitor Kevin. He from whom all Kevins are descended. He was in Happy Gilmore (1996).
  3. Tennessee +6.5
  4. Kevin II: Kevin Costner - Best known for playing Wyatt Earp in the box office bomb Waterworld (1995).
  5. Alabama -17
  6. Kevin III: Kevin Bacon - Obscure actor who left show business after a harrowing experience on the set of Friday the 13th (1980).
  7. UNLV +14.5
  8. Kevin IV: Kevin Sorbo - Played the titular role on television's Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (1995-99). Delighted audiences with his trademark catchphrase wherein he would clap childishly and recite his character's name over and over.
  9. Mizzou -11
  10. Kevin V: Kevin Spacey - Great actor. Everyone loved American Beauty (1999). Seems like a nice guy.
  11. Kentucky -6.5
  12. Kevin VI: Kevin Federline - The inspiration for Kid Rock's ubiquitous anthem American Bad Ass (2000).
  13. Florida +13
  14. Kevin VII: Kevin McCallister - Awful, spoiled rich child. Subject of the documentary Home Alone (1990) and its sequels. Deceased. No male heirs, thus ending the Kevin bloodline.


$$$ Here are a couple of wagers that would make any Kevin proud $$$

  1. $849.60 on the Tahd straight up at -800. Wins $106.20.
  2. $200.40 on the Vahls straight up at +210. Wins $420.84.



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