Week Eleven: Wherein Things Get Wet N Wild

Surf's up, fellas! Let's talk deli meats!!!

Vanderbilt +26  Turkey - Ooooh baby, gimme that sweet gobbler!

Arkansas -2.5   Roast Beef - Mamma Mia, gimma that spicy roast-a beef-a!

Alabama -6   Ham - Oi, Vey! Gimma that on a bagel widda smyeeaah!

NM St. +28.5   Chicken - Ack, I gotta have my bird!

Mizzou +17   Salami - Ah sooo! Me rikey! *gong crash*

South Carolina -5   That's all the deli meats.

Tennessee -1   Always bet on orange.

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$$$ The EXTREMELY Nice Bookie, like way too nice $$$

This maneuver is known as "The Stevedore's Gambit." It is also known as "Cheating."

1. At one sportsbook, give me $1,102.83 on The Tahd straight up at -215. This pays $512.94.
2. At another book, give me $497.16 on LSWho straight up at +225. This pays $1,118.61.

If Alabama wins, I have $1,615.78 and if LSU wins, I have $1,615.78. If neither wins I have 1 cent, which is fine because the bombs must have fallen. If they both win, I don't want to play anymore. I apologize for doing this, although it's no worse than the things both of these teams do every single play.