Thursday, November 15, 2018

*to the tune of don't speak* dont speak buh doo buh doo buh dooo dooooooo

This has real potential for some football results.


Kentucky -16  I heard they're going to use an oblate spheroid for this one.

Mississippi St. -20  None of the players will be allowed to carry swords.

Tennessee +6  The majority of the players will be hydrating in between plays.

UMass +43.5  Watch out for grass stains, boys.

Liberty +28.5  As a special treat, the jumbotron will be powered by electricity.

TAMU -16  Normal gravity conditions.

Rice +43.5  At the Chancellor's behest, the bands will wait until halftime to march around the playing field.

Vanderbilt -2.5  If you see players spitting on the field, that's ok. They're allowed to do that.



MMMMMM.. Money.

1) $318.08 on UGA straight up at -3928. I stand to win $8.10 but I'd trade that $8.10 away in a heartbeat to stop antifa from lighting any more forest fires!!

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