Thursday, November 08, 2018

*to the tune of don't speak* eleventh week... i know just what i'm pickin

Fact (I'm not here to tell you whether it's fun or not): This is the first week since week eleven in 2016 to feature 7 conference games.

Fun Fact (Believe me, this one is fun): It was the same 7 match-em-ups, ranked below by how much the lines have changed in two years:

7. TAMU - Old Mist: TAMU -10.5 to TAMU -11.5 (1 point)
6. South Carolina - Florida: UF -11.5 to UF -6.5 (5 points)
5. MSU - Alabama: Alabama -30* to Alabama -24.5 (5.5 points)
4. LSU - Arkansas: LSU -7 to LSU -13 (6 points)
3. Vandy - Mizzou: Mizzou -3.5 to Mizzou -17 (13.5 points)
2. Kentucky - Tennessee: Tennessee -13.5 to Kentucky -4 (17.5 points)
1. Auburn - UGA: Auburn -11 ahahahahahhahah to UGA -14.5 (25.5 points)

You went 6-1. I went 2-5. I am confident I can do worse this year. Onward to the picks; dilly dilly!


Florida -6.5  Grrrr Florida's mad.

Vanderbilt +17   Grrrr Vanderbilt's mad.

TAMU -11.5   Grrrr Texas A&M's mad.

Kentucky -4  Tennessee is dead to me. They will probably win.

Mississippi State +24.5   Alabama won at LSU by 29, but sure! They'll beat a significantly worse team at home by less! *severe fetal alcohol syndrome emoji*

Auburn +14.5  Wrong.

LSU -13  100% wrong.



now this is paper

1) $524 on The University of UGA straight up at -524; I stand to win (check my math here) $100.


* Remember how 2016 was the best ever Saban Alabama team

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