This isn't Tha Captainz first rodeo.
This was. A few of the best entries shall be reproduced here. I decree it. Self-important, you say? Yes. Yes I am. Desperate for new features, you say? Tha Captain is never desperate. Needlessly speaking in the third person, you say? Eat shit.
02/16/2004: The first post! A fine start to any BLOG.
stardate 345234
halo! john is a work-out fiend. farts on my cheek.
cliche: "life's short, eat dessert first."
ReplyDeleteno. because if i'm killed before i get to the meat, i will rise from my grave and feast upon YOUR flesh if you tell me that.