Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Father/Son Talk part 2

KoolDad69: Son, is that you?
baseballguy86: omg dad wut r u doin lol
KoolDad69: I was wondering if you wanted to talk. I notice you spend a lot of time on here. Do you remember 6 years ago when I started to tell you about Tool?
baseballguy86: yeha ok a lil
KoolDad69: Well, I assume that you've probably heard some things from some of the other boys at school since then, I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page of if you had any questions.
KoolDad69: Are you there?
baseballguy86: yeh its kewl
KoolDad69: I'm not sure what that means, but I just wanted to be certain that you knew about Aenima, their 1996 album that I personally believe to be their magnum opus. Have you heard any of it at school?
baseballguy86: a lil. it rocks prety much
KoolDad69: You're damn right it does!
KoolDad69: Are you there?
baseballguy86: lol yeh
KoolDad69: Does this thing have video?
KoolDad69: Are you there?
baseballguy86: yeh it does theirs a button 4 it on top
KoolDad69:

KoolDad69: I first fell in love with Tool after listening to a 30 second realplayer clip of that song. Do you know what realplayer is?
KoolDad69: lol yeh is that 4 pron
KoolDad69: What do you know about pron?
KoolDad69: porn?
baseballguy86: nuthin jus jokin
KoolDad69: I don't think it was funny. It might have been, how old are you? 12? I guess I knew about porn when I was 12. Whatever.
KoolDad69: Are you there?
baseballguy86: yes
KoolDad69: Alright, well it was five long years until Tool's next album: Lateralus. In the meantime they released Salival, a boxed set with a mostly live CD and a VHS or DVD of their videos. Do you know what VHS is?
baseballguy86: its like a dvd
KoolDad69: Yes, pretty much. Bigger, though.
KoolDad69: Are you there?
baseballguy86: lol yeh
KoolDad69: Let's see if this one works.

KoolDad69: How about that, huh? Pretty cool.
baseballguy86: yeh their good
KoolDad69: Is this how you talk to everyone on this thing?
baseballguy86: yeh y
KoolDad69: They don't call you names or anything? Make fun of your spelling? You can tell me.
baseballguy86: no but im bout 2 call my gf so im gettin off here
KoolDad69: You have a girlfriend? Does she know about Tool?
baseballguy86: yeh she knoz all about theyre 2006 release 10000 days
KoolDad69: I love you.
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