Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Playa shoulda hit that.

"Be careful that your regrets do not weigh on you so greatly that your hands can no longer hold up your hanging head."
- Martin Heidegger

Oh, High School Tha Captain, you must have been dumber than I remember if you thought minge like this was just going to float along again.

The story, one we've all heard before, goes something like this:

  1. boy meets girl on internet
  2. boy tells girl about other girl he loves
  3. girl tells boy she loves him
  4. boy tells girl he loves her
  5. boy and girl become a couple
  6. boy tells girl he doesn't love her but instead still loves the other girl
  7. girl reacts appropriately
  8. boy lives with regret
  9. girl marries a dude named Master Acid

1 comment:

  1. It's foolish to even try to compete with Master Acid.