Promotion: clinched. Welcome to next season's relegation quagmire.Location: Wolverhampton, West Midlands. Just across the surprisingly-whitebread Black Country from Birmingham.
Nickname: Wolves. Not "the Wolves," just Wolves.
Stately, Non-Commercial Stadium Name: Molineux Stadium.
Crest: This is what the road signs in hell look like.
What they'll bring to the table (metaphorically speaking!): If nothing else (and there's probably nothing else), a little black and gold to break up the monotony of the blue, white, and red dominated premier league.
What they'll bring to the table* (literally!): Not much. This will be their second season in the premier league. Don't expect much improvement on their average finishing position of 20th.
*remember fruitsnacks, "table" means "league standings!"
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