Crest for Success: the SKEET sixteen day one.

Four in, four to go. Just walking around Auburn, I can feel the excitement as a thick film on my neck.


Real Madrid 0 - 5 Liverpool
Madrid Leg: 0 - 1
Liverpool Leg: 0 - 4
There's only one word for the way Liverpool came out tonight: Gangbusters. Or maybe Murderdome. Either way, they deservedly pummeled the Spanish champions and gave Scousers more reason to wonder why this team hasn't won the English title in almost twenty years.


Villareal 3 - 2 Panathinaikos
Villareal Leg: 1 - 1
Athens Leg: 2 - 1


The luck of the Greeks runs out. I would describe it as 'win sausage,' but this isn't the sausage you want.




Chelsea 3 - 2 Juventus
London Leg: 1 - 0
Turin Leg: 2 - 2


No team from London has ever won the Champions League. The pride of London? The Monarchs, 1991 World Bowl Champions. Which leads me to the BIRMINGHAM FIRE. But let's focus.



Sporting 1 - 12 Bayern
Lisbon Leg: 0 - 5
Munich Leg: 1 - 7



Thump.