Friday, March 13, 2009

Mike Tyson

He so crazy. Fantastic boxer, though, back in his prime.

Tyson is lucky that he is a powerful man with fighting instincts, because he has a silly voice and is an idiot, a potentially lethal combination for most people.

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. ... So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless, you wanna, you know."

Also, "I'ma gut him like a fish" is my new go-to smack talk.

1 comment:

  1. "I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot."

    That's my go-to line in all situations.

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