Monday, March 09, 2009

You can't spell EPIC FAIL without the EPL: Arsenal

Location: North London.

Nickname: The Gunners. Also: Gooners.

Stately, Non-Commercial Stadium Name: NON-COMMERCIAL FAIL. The Emirates Stadium (after the Dubai based airline.) Sellouts.

Crest: Boom!

Season So Far: A little below their standards, but still very much alive for the FA cup and the Champions League. Domestically, sitting in fifth place and in danger of missing out on next year's Champions League. They've had injury issues and they sold players before the season in a seemingly random fashion leaving them thin at key areas.

General vibe to a casual American fan: Gay. So gay. The word 'arse' is in their name. Their coach is a Frenchy French weiner. Most of their players are raging dickwads. Secret: I'm biased!

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