"It ain't my fault your girl be ho hoppin'. And matter fact, the last time you gave her loot to go shoppin', honey picked me up some dope shirts. It's because of me why she's walkin' crooked and her throat hurts."Here.
- Big L, Who You Slidin' Wit'
WHAT A DICK.
I mean, this is the rudest most disrespectful thing ever.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Rap music
"The writers of this blog love rap and all of its ridiculousness."
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"Keep your shit the hardest!"
ReplyDelete- DMX, Keep Your Shit The Hardest
I'm trying to think of a reason you'd have to "keep your shit the hardest". But I think maybe that's just the worst advice ever. For anything... ever. Oh, I have it. If you're trying to get hemorrhoids, then you definitely should try and "keep your shit the hardest". But you shouldn't be trying to get hemorhhoids. So actually, nevermind.
"Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five, gouda. Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing? Chalupa."
ReplyDeleteE-40, Gouda
This is not rapping. You can't just count and then say food. Another thing, you shouldn't ask yourself "What am I doing?" while the tape is still running.