Thursday, March 26, 2009

Tha Captainz first attempt at BLOG: 01/17/05, 01/21/05, 01/26/05

Drunk:

17th-Jan-2005 08:08 pm - hey fuckbags
hey you rich assholes! you don't even know who i am! i'm benjamin disraeli! and if you don't know what i'm talking about you're either an asshole or you're worse! so just go away and don't try to learn my identity anymore!

...and sober:

21st-Jan-2005 12:02 am - all apologies, superfriends.
i want to apologize profusely for the tone which i lambasted you all with the other night. now, with that out of the way...

  • Mood:ambulatory

...and could very well be either:

26th-Jan-2005 05:05 pm - there's a tear in my beer
hey there gumshoes! a few of you thought you had cornered this wily badger and unearthed my mysterious secret identity. however, those of us in the know know that that isn't true. now, how many sentences have you seen with one pair of the same word right after another pair? a clue? maybe...

until next time, squirt-fans...

1 comment:

  1. DING A LING A LING A LING A LING A LING A LING

    Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
    Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    I've got this feeling, so appealing,
    for us to get together and sing. Sing!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
    Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
    It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
    It's the best! Beats the rest!
    Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
    Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
    Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
    It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
    My cellular bananular phone!

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