Convincing an accredited institution of higher learning that I deserved a Master's degree. If I can similarly bamboozle my way to a doctorate it will be the stuff of scheister legend.
Highlight taken from the Vita:
"While at BSC, [Tha Captain] served as president of Kappa Mu Epsilon
Mathematics Honor Society, an editor of The Hilltop News, and was a
founding member of Tri-Epsilon."
We rule the school.